Where Parisian Rigor Meets Absolute Authority
1. SANCTUARY ADMISSION
By accessing [QUICKOKART], you surrender to our unforgiving standards.
Electronic agreement = blood oath to our decrees.
2. PREPAYMENT MANDATE
| Clause | Sacred Rule |
|---|---|
| Payment | 100% advance – Cash on Delivery strictly forbidden. |
| Methods | Visa Infinite / Paypal only. |
| Default | Unpaid balances = lifetime banishment. |
3. DELIVERY CEREMONIAL
- Timeline: 24-72 hours post-validation (timed by Patek Philippe).
- Delays: Your parcel travels in Hermès-cradled luxury – patience is aristocratic virtue.
- Tracking: Encrypted SMS dispatched by private butler.
4. AUTHENTICITY EDICT
“Each piece born from Faubourg Saint-Honoré artisans’ hands.”
✦ Authenticity certificate sealed in crimson wax.
✦ Counterfeits = criminal prosecution at Paris Tribunal.
5. EXCHANGE DOGMA (ZERO REFUNDS)
| Condition | Golden Rule |
|---|---|
| Window | 14 days post-delivery (not a second later). |
| Condition | Virgin product, tags attached, original packaging pristine. |
| Costs | Return shipping: solely patron’s burden. |
| Defects? | Inspection by Council of Elders within 48h. |
Warning: “Refunds are blasphemy in our kingdom.”
6. ORDER FINALITY
- Confirmed order = Contract carved in Carrara marble.
- Cancellation? “As impossible as second virginity.”
- Modification? “The sun shall rise in the west first.”
7. INTELLECTUAL SUPREMACY
Logos, designs, content are [QUICKOKART]’s DNA.
- Reproduction: €50,000 fine + public humiliation at Place Vendôme.
8. DATA FORTRESS
- Your data rests in a bulletproof Louis Vuitton vault.
- Leak? Our Givenchy-gloved litigators will intervene.
9. LUXE MARTIAL LAW
“Disputes tried under gilded ceilings of Paris Commercial Court.”
✦ Proceedings in French exclusively.
✦ Legal fees: €10,000 advance retainer.
10. IMPERIAL CONCIERGERIE
| Channel | Access |
|---|---|
| quickokarthelp@gmail.com | |
| Phone | +91 8789320315 (7AM-11PM Paris time) |
| Haute Couture clients only |
BLOOD-SEALED PROCLAMATION
“Clicking ‘Buy Now’ signs a pact with the devil in Tom Ford tailoring.”
Sealed: THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS, [QUICKOKART]
Place de la Concorde, Paris
ENFORCEMENT FORMATS:
- 📜 Parchment PDF
- 🖥️ Louvre-Worthy HTML Embed
- 💎 [Platinum Engraved Plate – €25,000]
Require adjustments?
- Add champagne penalty clause (fines payable in Dom Pérignon)
- 18th-century legal French translation
- NFT-authenticated digital decree
C’est la guerre, c’est la luxe. ⚔️✨
